Watch Me Glisten
-by Ashanti-

He always told me
I looked cute in my shorts
He would watch how i walked
and he would speak out his thoughts
Something told me that i shouldn't be shy
Yeah, he's kind and he's smooth
but hes just another guy
Watch me walk through the sprinkler
so he can see my legs glisten
As the sun hits the drops
there's no was he can miss them
Just as i thought
I got his attention
As he walks in my direction
I perfect my intention

We're for the birds.

Mustache watch. Day one with stache.

Dear Claudia,

Today I got my first mustache hair. It was great.

dear claudia,

how i miss your dead stare and dirty limricks. i walked by a hotdog stand today and the smell reminded me of you. thinking back to the days we used to sit by the beach and heckle people as they walked by, it all seems so long ago. come back to me, Claudia.

Love, J'Hood..........love hiiiiim

Episode 1

Dear Claudia,

We need to get three fat suits, asap.

Love, Jonny

Just the tip:

Where we're going, we don't need roads..

Dear Claudia,

Today, something very strange..very vile..and very crude came out of a podule on the side of my tooth. I think that's an area of concern..Could it be Chlamydia? I think today I will get a job. Probably not. I think tomorrow, I'll sleep in 'till five since I'm off work...Paul Rudd if you are reading this, please marry me.

LYLAS,

Christen

More Later..

(p.s. Jonny & Habeeb should post something...)

Nope, no work today..

Today is the day, Happy Birthday...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TGgX46Y87k&feature=channel_page